Crazy Monkey Martial Arts

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Martial Arts in Carlisle & Brampton, Cumbria
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We are dedicated to giving you:

  • The confidence to succeed in any situation.
  • The martial arts skills you need to defend yourself.
  • Great fitness and conditioning.
  • The knowledge that you can rise to any challenge.
  • A safe, fun & friendly training experience.

"The Private CM Sessions are fantastic!  They fit around my busy work and social life, and are a great, practical way to learn a martial art that can be tailored to your specific needs and lifestyle."
Craig, Carlisle



Over the past decade, martial arts has gone through many changes.  The  increased popularity of mixed martial arts competitions and functional training has led many people away from 'traditional' martial arts schools that focused on unrealistic moves and out-dated training methods.  

 

In contrast, a growing number of 'modern' martial arts schools focus on skills that can be executed in sparring and competition - unfortunately, in doing so they often lose the positive philosophy and mutual respect that has made martial arts a positive influence in so many people's lives.

 

We are dedicated to walking the middle path!  In all our sessions, you will find people training martial arts techniques that work in the real world, and learning to use them against a resisting opponent.  At the same time, we have a strict 'No Meathead' policy - everyone is there to succeed and enjoy the benefits of martial arts.

 

What we DO NOT offer:

Wacky stances and strange moves.

Training for Meatheads.

A hyper-competitive atmosphere.

Unquestioning obedience to an almighty instructor.

Flashy techniques with no substance.


What we DO offer:
The opportunity to achieve your goals whether you want to look great, feel
awesome, or to enjoy the challenges that martial arts brings.  

Functional martial arts skills that work.

A friendly, supportive environment.

The freedom to ask questions and discover what works for you.

Real world self preservation skills.


"With no previous background in martial arts or boxing, I joined Crazy Monkey for a bit of fun and to add to my fitness.  Now, I never miss a session because I enjoy it so much.
Terry, Cumbria

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Programs & Availability
  • Our programs are tailor-made to suit you and your needs. 
  • Train one-to-one with your own instructor on the areas that matter to you.
  • Experience martial arts success and get back your fitness.
Discover the martial arts techniques and concepts that give you the confidence to defend yourself and your loved ones.

Get the health and fitness you need to live life to the full while building the confidence and focus you need to succeed both in the gym and the real world.

Best of all, you'll get to train in a fun environment at a time that suits you and your lifestyle.

See What Our Clients Say:

"I'm physically and visibly fitter, more self confident and get to have loads of fun every week."
Darren, Carlisle

"The best thing I've ever embarked on."
Tina, High Crosby

"I was able to work around my lifestyle and the training was adjusted to what I wanted to do.  Overall it's been  brilliant!"
Stephen, Brampton

"Private sessions allow me to train when I want and, with input from my Trainer, work on the skills I need. The main advantage is being able to stop whenever I need and ask questions as they arise and work on problems there and then. I would highly recommend private training as a fast  approach to picking up new skills."

Ben, Carlisle


"The thing that is great about Crazy Monkey is that it's progressive and functional with a great training atmosphere where everyone is willing to help.
Gary, Carlisle


"Ever since I was little I always wanted to try my hand at martial arts and self defense.  I tried a number of boxing and martial arts clubs but none of them seemed right for me until I joined Crazy Monkey.  It has provided me with not only self defense skills but also core fitness, motivation for training and new friends.  It's a fun environment to train in and caters for all abilities, so I've never felt under pressure; making it a great  environment to learn and achieve in."
Kelly, Alston


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There are currently only two places available for one-to-one training twice a week.
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Crazy Monkey Martial Arts, Unit 1 Brampton Old Brewery, Craw Hall, Brampton, Cumbria, CA81RP
email: tim@crazymonkeycarlisle.co.uk    Contact Us