Discover the Truth About Martial Arts
& Put Your Fitness Levels Through the Roof!
Carlisle & Brampton
Highly Exclusive Group Classes &
Private Training Sessions
We
are
dedicated to giving you:
The ability to defend yourself against a
determined attacker.
Superior fitness and extreme conditioning.
Mental agility and strength.
The knowledge that you can rise to any
challenge.
Over the past decade, martial arts has gone
through many changes. The increased popularity of mixed martial arts
competitions and functional training has led many people away from
'traditional' martial arts schools that focused on unrealistic moves and
out-dated training methods.
In contrast, a growing number of 'modern'
martial arts schools focus on skills that can be executed in
sparring and competition - but, in doing so, they often lose
the positive philosophy and mutual respect that has made martial arts a
positive influence in so many people's lives - these schools often
become 'fight' schools where progress depends upon your ability to take
punishment and endure pain.
We are dedicated to walking the middle
path! In all our sessions, you will find people training martial arts
techniques that work in the real world, and learning to use them
against a resisting opponent. At the same time, we have a strict 'No
Meathead' policy - everyone is there to train and enjoy the benefits of
martial arts together.
What we DO NOT offer:
Wacky stances and strange moves.
Training for Meatheads.
A hyper-competitive atmosphere.
Unquestioning obedience to an almighty
instructor.
Flashy
techniques with no substance.
What we DO offer:
- Functional martial arts skills that work.
- A friendly, supportive environment.
- The freedom to ask questions and discover what works for you.
- Real world self preservation skills.
- The opportunity to achieve your goals whether they are based in
self defense, fitness, or the challenge that martial arts brings.


Crazy Monkey Martial Arts is part of the Crazy Monkey Defense Program, a revolutionary modern martial art that is taught around the world to everyone from special forces and police to the everyday guy and gal. Become part of an exclusive group dedicated to becoming the best that they can be.
With no previous background in martial arts or boxing, I joined a Crazy Monkey class for a bit of fun and to add to my fitness. Now, I rarely miss a session because I enjoy it so much. After completing the Beginner's Course, you get to adapt the training to suit you, which really appeals to me.
I like the functional aspects of training and the relaxed, friendly attitude of the trainer and other people in the class. I have just passed one of the Core Modules of CM and I am looking forward to the next and the next and the next...
Terry, Cumbria
As 2010 began, I decided to start something new, as I wanted to keep fit and healthy. Thankfully, I found Crazy Monkey! I've learned CM for over 3 months now and during this time, I have gained both physical and mental fitness. My Trainer is great and I enjoy training with him twice a week. I love to challenge myself and I shall continue to train CM to a high standard.
Anthony, Carlisle
The Private CM lessons are fantastic! They fit around my busy work and social life, and are a great, practical way to learn a martial art that can be tailored to your specific needs and lifestyle.
Craig, Lockerbie
I found Crazy Monkey to be the perfect introduction to functional, alive training. The Beginner's Course taught me all the fundamentals of defense I can use in sparring and in a real environment. This is the first style of boxing I have really enjoyed and I am looking forward to the advanced class to push me physically.
Simon, Carlisle
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